- No one cares that you are pregnant. (What, you, pregnant again? Must be February. )
- Especially not your other children (games like “jump on mommy” will keep going til I do more than wince when they pounce on me)
- Your husband has seen you have 3 other pregnancies and knows that you actually DON’T desperately need him to run out and get you whatever you are craving at midnight in the rain.
- The baby name list is getting shorter
- BUT it still might be your chance to use that one crazy one you thought your husband would never agree to
- All the newborn stuff is a lot less new the third go around
- You have to keep an APP on your phone to remember how far along you are
- You’re getting old and crickety and the hips just ain’t what they used to be
- You’re a lot more excited about Freezer Meal planning than nursery decorating
- Even though all you crave is a Big Mac, you know better than to actually eat one.