How to Reject My Work: I accept rejections only through my electronic rejection system (SUBMITTABLE) or via Email. I do not accept rejections delivered in person, through word-of-mouth, or through openly mocking me on social media.
Timing: Rejections may be received year round, though I may experience high volumes of rejection on days I am feeling insecure about my writing.
Simultaneous Rejections: I do so hope you are rejecting at least a couple other writers at the same time.
Response Time: Please reject me within the year. If it has been over a year, I will consider myself rejected. Please reject me before announcing contest winners on your Twitter account or website.
Rejection Fees: Magazines are always free to reject me without fee or consequence, in an effort to promote literary community.
Payment: I am currently a non-paying market.
Formatting Your Rejection: All rejections must be in 12-point Times New Roman font, with 1-inch margins. Form rejections must include one of the following signal words or phrases: Unfortunately, Although, Best of Luck, Elsewhere, Regret. Please include the correct author’s name with REJECTION in all caps in the email subject line (“Emerson REJECTION”). As tempting as it may be, please restrict yourself to rejecting me one submission at a time.
Thank you for your interest in rejecting my work; best of luck elsewhere!